Didn't I See This On Craigslist Last Week?...

In the Lost and Found Department...

I can see how you might lose your keys or leave your eyeglasses somewhere...but how do you lose a 3 ton train engine?

The One Out In The Third Crime Tip Line is offering a $10.00 reward for all information leading to the return of this engine and the conviction of all miscreants involved with this crime.  

From the Rumor Mill Department...We have heard that Omaha Mayor Jim Suttle and a cadre of Omaha Street Dept. employees were last seen with this motor trying to improvise a snowblower attachment. 

I wonder if anyone has checked under the snowdrifts at the railyards?